shayariiiiiii

zindagi lambi hai dost banate rahiya
dil mile na mile haath milate rahiye
taj na banana bahut costly padega
par har gali mein mumtaj banae rahiye

mil jati hai kitno ko khushi
mit jati hai kitno ke gam msg isliye bhejte hai hum
taki dur ho kar ke bhi apni dosti na ho kum

kanjusi ka jab oskar diya gaya
tumhara naam sabse pehle ayega
galti se sms mat karna warna
oscar koi aur le jayega

pyar karne ka andaz ana chahiye
yaad karne ke liye mithi yaad ani chahiye
ap roz cal karo na karo
par roz sms ana chahiye

ab jab tum angdai lete hodum hamara nikal jata hai
ay zalim deoderant kitne mein ata hai
or
deoderant lagane mein tumhara kya jata hai

laila ne majnu se kaha
laila ne majnu se kaha
majnu ja mungphali kha
or muh dho ke aa

ay dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chod denge hum
teri taraf aye tufan ko maad denge hum
lekin tune jo saath choda,kasan se
teri hadiya todh denge hum

lab khamosh hoti hai jab tum samne ate ho
dil dhadakta hai jab nijah milate ho
sans rukhti hai jab muskurate ho
bhut ho kya itna kyo darate ho

ek ladka ladki ! Raat mein ! Andhere main!ah
jhadi ke piche!Ah! Daba daba ke! Ah!
chus chus ke!Ah! Aam kha rahe the!…AHA

neend mughe raat bhar ati hai kum
sayad macharo ko mil gaya unka sanam

aj asman mein tare chamak rahe hai
aj asman mein tare chamak rahe hai
jaise kal chamak rahe the

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladkiya ko naam tera ai
marr pade tughe aur kalega mera thanda ho jaye

ahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
parda laher ta hai to lagta tum ho
ab tum hi batao ki kya tum koi bhoot se kam ho